Sometimes I think I should reverse my decision to have no service when I "pop off" as the British say. What a spectacle, what a grand production it would be. Four hours long with breaks along the way. It would be in our downtown theater. Live organ music, wildly eclectic recorded music. Videos of my glorious career in radio and public life. Free copies of all the marvelous writing I turned out, including those that got rejected and censored. But wait! There's more. After a pause for station identification. I am getting an idea for a digital gravestone. Wait a minute. That means I would need a grave . I must rethink the whole thing.
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You say this is inappropiate? Death is a serious thing? If you make it to 90 you might enjoy being inappropriate about a lot of things. That includes your own mortality.